You're all filthy muggles. @hogwarts still waiting for my letter...
  • "Other people are not medicine."
    It took me 9 years to figure that out  (via shante-atthedisco)

    (Source: slutsandsinners, via spinachandchocolate)

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  • thedoctor-hasthe-sorcersstone:

    SO TODAY IN CLASS THIS GIRL ASKED
    “DO YOU SHIP KIDS?”
    AND AFTER EXPLAINING WHAT SHIPPING WAS, THE TEACHER RESPONDED,
    “well….yes, we talk about it in the staff room. Who would look cute with who…”
    AND THEN WE HAD A FOLLOW UP QUESTION
    “does it affect seating?”
    “Sometimes,”

    (Source: sherlock-the-dalek, via academicbabe)

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  • parksandrecthings:

    THE GREATEST LESLIE LINE

    (Source: aubreyplza, via academicbabe)

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  • apafro:

    High-school be like 

    (Source: orangeskins, via college-journey)

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  • emmysaurus:

    taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

    (via spinachandchocolate)

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  • dutchster:

    why do shampoo bottles weigh hardly anything but when you drop them in the shower they turn into a meteor

    (via spinachandchocolate)

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  • twatswag:

    i have to be funny because being hot is not an option

    (via disorder)

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  • "The flower that blooms in adversity is the rarest and most beautiful of all."
    Sun in Sagittarius- Walt Disney (via inazodiac)

    (via academicbabe)

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  • a-ionia:

    pretty girls with a messy bun and baggy shirts look hot as fuck but when I do it it’s like I’ve been doing drugs for 5 days straight

    (Source: nocturnials, via spinachandchocolate)

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  • vitalizinq:

    The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them

    (Source: simpl-ic-ity, via zackisontumblr)

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